Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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