So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just want to make out with him forever
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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