How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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