I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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