a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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