didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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