I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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