Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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