I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Terrible idea I love it
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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