This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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