She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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