why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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