Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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