ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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