We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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