We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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