the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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