um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Im part way to drunk.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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