We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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