new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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