There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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