remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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