I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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