Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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