...so i touched it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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