is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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