just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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