you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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