Its about making memories worth repressing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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