It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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