i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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