I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize