Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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