3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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this boner is exhausting
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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