it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You've changed since you got that strap on
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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