just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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