i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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