Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Do plants get herpes?
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