just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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