What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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