just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
This baby is an asshole
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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