Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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