I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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