going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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