i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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