My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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