: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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