well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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