I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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