garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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