this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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