that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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