so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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