It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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